"The unexpected becomes expected."
(one)
A wave function walks into a bar and collapses. He looks up angrily at the bartender and screams "What the hell are you looking at?"
(two)
Heisenberg gets pulled over by a cop one night. The cop asks him "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?". Heisenberg looks at the cop and says "No, officer, but I can tell you exactly where I am at!"
You might be a chemist if you wash your hands before going to the bathroom.
You might be a physicist if you assume a horse is a sphere to simplify calculations.
You might be an astrophysicist if you assume that pi is just about 3.
Paraphrased and collected by W Doug Bolden. Generally written or spoken by someone else.
For those wishing to get in touch, you can contact me in a number of ways
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported License.
The only request is that you let me know if you are using something from this page (mostly for my own curiosity). This license only applies to original works by W. Doug Bolden (i.e. me). All quoted and referenced works, be they movies or books or other websites or whatever, are subject to their original license or copyright and are the property of their owners. I have made a strong effort to properly attribute them, so please respect me and them by doing the same.
"The hidden is greater than the seen."