W. Doug Bolden

Naughty Jokes

Anal sex is thinking outside of the box.

If the plural of louse is lice and the plural of mouse is mice, does this mean the plura of spouse is "a bigger headache than you could possibly conceive!"?

What's the worst thing to tell a woman after sex? That'll do pig, that'll do.

What's the worst thing to say to a woman during cunnilingus? Wow, just like your mom...

What's the dirtiest "Your Mom" joke ever? I don't know either, but I think she just did it all over my bed.

Jokes Not Mine But I Can't Friggin' Forget Them

What's the difference between your girlfriend and a mosquito? When I slapped that mosquito last night, it stopped sucking.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Horrific Pick-up Lines

I crapped my pants, can I get into yours?

I wanna suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.

My name is Doug, that's like God spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up inside.

Written by W Doug Bolden

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