Summary: Pornhub, a fairly large free-porn site and aggregator of links to other porn sites, has exposed Alabama's secret fetish.
Pornhub shows off top search terms by state. Go ahead and guess Alabama's top three...
BLOT: (10 Sep 2013 - 09:52:11 PM)
Pornhub shows off top search terms by state. Go ahead and guess Alabama's top three...
As spotted on FlowingData's Most popular porn searches, by state: Alabama's top three porn-search terms are ebony, hentai, and creampie*. Click screenshot to see other state's data and a list of state's by duration on the site (re: Alabama, we're number 4!).
Considering our state's reputation, I'm really surprised that stuff like "teen" (supposedly we like them younger) or "milf" (supposedly we like them married and with kids) didn't dominate. I am not surprised that "ebony" topped our list. We're a state composed of many African-Americans and many racist whites, and both types like to see the women (and men) of color taking it and dishing it. You show me a dyed-in-the-wool racist with an internet connection, and I'll show you a man who has watched extensive amounts of porn involving white women being sexed up by black men. Hey, man, life's too short for me to judge your porn choices.
I'll out myself right now and say that I do not surf for animated creampie porn involving black women. It's ok that you do, though. Don't deny it. I mean, apparently someone is.
As a bonus, let's look at a couple of other states' stats. How about Hawaii including "Hawaii" as one of its top searches? Connecticut goes for college-aged MILFs. Idaho includes "parody" in its top search (giggle). The state that includes "Smoking" in its search is Wisconsin, which also has "Teen" and "BRCC"(?), which I suppose means something to Wisconsin people?. And then Nevada has "Anita Queen" as its top, and I'm starting to feel out of the loop. Montana's "Anal" and "Wife" combo exposes their biggest fantasy (see also: what Montana husbands aren't getting), while the only state that seems to have the perennial classic of "Lesbian" in their top is Arkansas. Now that's crazy.
Alright, search engines, have fun with this blog post.
* For those not in the porn aficionado category: ebony is porn involving African-Americans (generally, though lets not be nationalist); hentai is animated porn [more specifically, animated porn from Japan in the anime-style, though not all people are quite so specific]; and creampie refers to a perhaps surprisingly small subset of porn that includes internal male orgasms.**
** Porn is a big source of why your boyfriend/husband thinks going on your face is sexy, though I'll leave the final vote of that up to you.
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