Weird errors in the online versions of "An Evening's Entertainment", as spotted by The M.R. James Podcast

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Summary: There are two online versions of An Evening's Entertainment that have the same error. Not sure the source, but I show the weird breakdown of it.

Update: Contacted the sites mentioned below. Both Thin-Ghost.org and Ebooks @ Adelaide now have fixed the mistake, below. Looks like Wikisource/Wikilivres version is still broken (and getting an account to fix it now requires an additional step (or two) due to spam bots but I assume I will sometime this weekend).

BLOT: (26 Nov 2013 - 02:05:12 PM)

Weird errors in the online versions of "An Evening's Entertainment", as spotted by The M.R. James Podcast

A Podcast to the Curious tweeted that the online versions of "An Evening's Entertainment" had an error. I asked what the error was, and got a reply that it was missing chunks of a story. I read through an online version, all seeming well until you get to the start of the story proper and around the introduction of Mr. Davis [in proper Jamesian multi-layered fashion, this is a narrator's retelling of a retelling of a great-grandfather's story by a grandmother], you find that a few chunks have been "timey-wimey'd".

Because I'm going to share that section, this is apt to be long [3 or so long paragraphs long, at least], so buckle up. Here is how the story reads, right now, on Thin-Ghost.org and on Ebooks @ Adelaide [up to you if you want to ignore the colors, but I figured it would jerkish to copy-paste it twice]:

Grandmother: Hush! hush! Very well then, I'll tell you all about it, only you mustn't interrupt. Now let me see. When I was quite a little girl that lane had a bad name, though it seems people don't remember about it now. And one day - dear me, just as it might be tonight - I told my poor mother when I came home to my supper - a summer evening it was - I told her where I'd been for my walk, and how I'd come back down that lane, and I asked her how it was that there were currant and gooseberry bushes growing in a little patch at the top of the lane. And oh, dear me, such a taking as she was in! She shook me and she slapped me, and says she, 'You naughty, naughty child, haven't I forbid you twenty times over to set foot in that lane? and here you go dawdling down it at night-time,' and so forth, and when she'd finished I was lonely place like that in the middle of the night.' And Mr. Davis smiled, and the young man, who'd been listening, said, 'Oh, we don't want for company at such times,' and my father said he couldn't help thinking Mr. Davis made some kind of sign, and the young man went on quick, as if to mend his words, and said, 'That's to say, Mr. Davis and me's company enough for each other, ain't we, master? and then there's a beautiful air there of a summer night, and you can see all the country round under the moon, and it looks so different, seemingly, to what it do in the daytime. Why, all them harrows on the down -'
And then Mr. Davis cut in, seeming to be out of temper with the lad, and said, 'Ah yes, they're old-fashioned places, ain't they, sir? Now, what would you think was the purpose of them?' And my father said (now, dear me, it seems funny, doesn't it, that I should recollect all this: but it took my fancy at the time, and though it's dull perhaps for you, I can't help finishing it out now), well, he said, 'Why, I've heard, Mr. Davis, that they're all graves, and I know, when I've had occasion to plough up one, there's always been some old bones and pots turned up. But whose graves they are, I don't know: people say the ancient Romans were all about this country at one time, but whether they buried their people like that I can't tell.' And Mr. Davis shook his head, thinking, and said, 'Ah, to be sure: well they look to me to be older-like than the ancient Romans, and dressed different - that's to say, according to the pictures the Romans was in armour, and you didn't never find no armour, did you, sir, by what you said?' And my father was rather surprised and said, 'I don't know that I mentioned anything about armour, but it's true I don't remember to have found any. But you talk as if you'd seen 'em, Mr. Davis,' and they both of them laughed, Mr. Davis and the young man, and Mr. Davis said, 'Seen 'em, sir? that would be a difficult matter after all these years. Not but what I should like well enough to know more about them old times and people, and what they worshipped and all.' And my father said, 'Worshipped? Well, I dare say they worshipped the old man on the hill.' 'Ah, indeed!' Mr. Davis said, 'well, I shouldn't wonder,' and my father went on and told them what he'd heard and read about the heathens and their sacrifices: what you'll learn some day for yourself, Charles, when you go to school and begin your Latin. And they seemed to be very much interested, both of them; but my father said he couldn't help thinking the most of what he was saying was no news to them. That was the only time he ever had much talk with Mr. Davis, and it stuck in his mind, particularly, he said, the young man's word about not wanting for company: because in those days there was a lot of talk in the villages round about - why, but for my father interfering, the almost too much taken aback to say anything: but I did make her believe that was the first I'd ever heard of it; and that was no more than the truth. And then, to be sure, she was sorry she'd been so short with me, and to make up she told me the whole story after my supper. And since then I've often heard the same from the old people in the place, and had my own reasons besides for thinking there was something in it.
Now, up at the far end of that lane - let me see, is it on the right or the left-hand side as you go up? - the left-hand side - you'll find a little patch of bushes and rough ground in the field, and something like a broken old hedge round about, and you'll notice there's some old gooseberry and currant bushes growing among it - or there used to be, for it's years now since I've been up that way. Well, that means there was a cottage stood there, of course; and in that cottage, before I was born or thought of, there lived a man named Davis. I've heard that he wasn't born in the parish, and it's true there's nobody of that name been living about here since I've known the place. But however that may be, this Mr. Davis lived very much to himself and very seldom went to the public-house, and he didn't work for any of the farmers, having as it seemed enough money of his own to get along. But he'd go to the town on market-days and take up his letters at the post-house where the mails called. And one day he came back from market, and brought a young man with him; and this young man and he lived together for some long time, and went about together, and whether he just did the work of the house for Mr. Davis, or whether Mr. Davis was his teacher in some way, nobody seemed to know. I've heard he was a pale, ugly young fellow and hadn't much to say for himself. Well, now, what did those two men do with themselves? Of course I can't tell you half the foolish things that the people got into their heads, and we know, don't we, that you mustn't speak evil when you aren't sure it's true, even when people are dead and gone. But as I said, those two were always about together, late and early, up on the downland and below in the woods: and there was one walk in particular that they'd take regularly once a month, to the place where you've seen that old figure cut out in the hill-side; and it was noticed that in the summer time when they took that walk, they'd camp out all night, either there or somewhere near by. I remember once my father - that's your great-grandfather - told me he had spoken to Mr. Davis about it (for it's his land he lived on) and asked him why he was so fond of going there, but he only said: 'Oh, it's a wonderful old place, sir, and I've always been fond of the old-fashioned things, and when him (that was his man he meant) and me are together there, it seems to bring back the old times so plain.' And my father said, 'Well,' he said, 'it may suit you, but I shouldn't like a people here would have ducked an old lady for a witch.

Presumably you noticed the colors, which alerted you to the weird breaks. Imagine if it hadn't been color coded? If there was a line meant to be read as, "...and when she'd finished I was lonely place like that in the middle of the night.'" and one meant to be read as, "...why, but for my father interfering, the almost too much taken aback to say anything: but I did make her believe that was the first I'd ever heard of it; and that was no more than the truth." It's like found E.E. Cummings poetry, you know.

Just in case you haven't figured it out, the order of the above bits are: red, blue, green, black. If you can't see the colors or that still is confusing, I have a text snippet for that bit, in correct order.

As an edition note, both the Ash Tree Press edition of A Pleasing Terror and the Oxford University Press edition of Collected Ghost Stories use the paragraph format from above (though in correct order, mind you). However, the slightly more recent Curious Warnings: The Great Ghost Stories of M.R. James, from Jo Fletcher Books, as edited by Stephen Jones, has considerable more paragraph breaks. The above passage has about 20, give or take. While I find Oxford University Press edition to my favorite to read and hold, and A Pleasing Terror to be sort of the edition, those needing some white space to read the text might prefer Curious Warnings, if only the binding was a bit better, alas. Gorgeous edition with a well complete collection of stories past even the standard collected ones, marred by the cheapness of the binding.

Well, off to contact Thin-Ghost.org and Ebooks @ Adelaide to suggest they change it.

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